D.C. Punk

“D.C. Punk”
As sung by Bruno Mars’ “Uptown Funk”

 
Hillary seems ice cold
Like Darth Vader but white n’ old
Pants suit with white pearls
Like no girl I’ve ever seen
No style n’ no smilin’, human emotion, not witty
But seems wrong to sing this song
‘Cause that Monica thing was a pity

Please stop (Yes ma’am)
‘Cause your policies are outta hand
Please stop (Not a fan)
Attempted jokes just never land
Please stop (You can)
We liked Bill but you we can’t stand
Please stop (Just sad)
Should protect your emails, break it down

Girl quit, you can’t fool us (foo!)
Girl quit, you can’t fool us (foo!)
Girl quit, you can’t fool us (foo!)
‘Cause robots can relate more to you
‘Cause robots can relate more to you
‘Cause robots can relate more to you
Its debate night and we in the spot
7 P.M. on Fox! (Come on!)

7 P.M. on Fox
7 P.M. on Fox
7 P.M. on Fox
7 P.M. on Fox (Hey, hey, hey, oh!)

Trump! Wait a minute
Fix that hair, put some product in it
Just retire, we’re not inspired
Hey Donny boy, you’re fired!
Sieg Heilin’, Crowd rilin’, but this is the home of the free
If you show up, I’m walkin’ out
I’m out faster than the Grand Prix

Trump’s not (No man)
He’s a candidate without a plan
Crackpot (Orange tan)
That awful hair should have a ban
Wife’s hot (Hot damn)
But guy should join the Ku Klux Klan
Half Scott (And German)
Mom was an immigrant, break it down

Guy has too much moola (Whoo)
Guy has too much moola (Whoo)
Guy has too much moola (Whoo)
And he ain’t gonna give none to you
And he ain’t gonna give none to you
And he ain’t gonna give none to you
Its debate night and we in the spot
His plastic surgery was botched! (Come on)

His plastic surgery was botched
His plastic surgery was botched
His plastic surgery was botched
His plastic surgery was botched (Hey, hey, hey, oh!)

(Before we leave lemme tell y’all a lil’ something)
Vote no to these screw-ups
Vote no to these screw-ups
Vote no to these screw-ups
Vote no to these screw-ups

If it’s dumb, you wrote it
If you say it, they quote it
You an asshole, just own it
Don’t lie to me then gloat it

Hillary, you know it
And Trump, man, you’ve shown it….
Well its debate night and we in the spot
Rather get hit in the crotch! (Yow!)

7 P.M. on Fox
His plastic surgery was botched
Rather contract small pox

Rather get hit in the crotch! (Hey, hey, hey, OH!)

Vote no to these screw-ups
Vote no to these screw-ups
Vote no to these screw-ups
Vote no to these screw-ups
Vote no to these screw-ups
Vote no to these screw-ups
Vote no to these screw-ups
Vote no to these screw-ups

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